Strippers... again?

Further to yesterday's post about becoming a stripper: obviously I didn't fllow that path. It has nothing to do with moral sensibility and everything to do with not being able to dance... well, and the fact that I loath my private bits. Maybe if I ever go through with an operation I will do an amature night somewhere just to fullful that childhood dream of standing glorious, proud, and naked in front of a bunch of people. HAHAHAHA!!! Hot damn I make myself laugh sometimes!